The Giants just won the World Series, but what happened before they won? Lot’s of drinking, that’s what. Leave it to Daily Nate to properly celebrate (no rhyme intended).
(Nate looks at the bar menu)
Nate: “Disco fries? They shouldn’t have gravy on them. Gravy’s not disco. They should put cocaine on that shit and make them cocaine fries….”
Nate: “…dude I love this bar. I miss living in this neighborhood. Now I’m so far away.”
Me: “You’re three blocks away.”
Nate: “I know, but still.”
Nate to Laura: “Do they have bars in France?”
Laura: “Uhh yeah it’s not a third world country.”
Nate: “I’m going to run into the middle of the street and throw a cone at something….and I’m doing it.”
(He did)
Nate: “I’m going to go run up to this van and scare these people….and I’m doing it.”
(He did)
Me: “Where did Nate go?”
His roommate: “He’s chasing that car in the street.”
Me: “Oh ok.”
Nate: “I use to go to TJ and pay a guy five dollars to pour tequila in my mouth, shake my head, and blow a whistle in my ear. I did this growing up. I lived five minutes from the border.”
